What We Do
We specialize in creating tools that solve problems you didn't know existed (because they probably don't).
Questionable Ideas
We turn half-baked concepts into fully baked disasters that somehow work. Most of the time.
Messy Code
Our code is held together by duct tape and prayers. But hey, it compiles!
Eventually Fast
Our tools load at the speed of "we'll fix the performance later". Patience is a virtue.
Chaos Driven
Built by devs who deploy on Fridays and live to tell the tale. Sometimes.
Want to Build Something Interesting?
We're always looking for new ideas to explore. If you have a concept that's too weird for mainstream development, we might be your people.
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